You know youre a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible--unknown. Never try lying to an X-ray technician.
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Dont mess with me I get paid to poke people with sharp objects.
. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8270 3166 votes. Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos.
Ralph Waldo Emerson poet. Nursing is not a career its a post-apocalyptic survival skill. Dont mess with me I get paid to poke people with sharp objects--unknown.
I stand in awe of my body Thich Nhat Hanh Vietnamese Buddhist monk. As he died he kept insisting for us to be positive but its hard without him. Quotes tagged as health-care Showing 1-30 of 128.
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The nurse that can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty. Nursing friendships are a different kind of love. The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
An onion a day keeps everyone away. Destroy yourself physically and morally and insist that all true brothers do likewise as an expression of unity Robert Hunter. My younger brother made so many rash decisions he decided to become a dermatologist.
Real talk about mental health. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. Discover and share Funny Health Quotes.
You know youre a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible. Your customer doesnt care how much you know until they know how much you care. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
Itll go away Robert Orben To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. Like Ill hold the butt cheeks while you clean the butt crack kind of love--unknown. Here are our favourite inspirational quotes about health and wellness.
Is not to mourn for the past nor to worry about the future but to live the present moment. Fat free is the way to be. Sorry health care reform probably means youll live longer.
Customers dont expect you to be perfect. Destroy yourself physically and morally and insist that all true brothers do likewise as an expression of unity Robert Hunter. Ca563 483 BC founder of Buddhism In a disordered mind as in a disordered body soundness of health is impossible.
Funny Nurse Quotes. Seven days of no exercise makes one weak. Funny Sayings About Wellness and Health.
They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong. The first wealth is health Henry David Thoreau poet and philosopher. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.
You will never get out of it alive. The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. Jokes Funny Mental Health Quotes.
I believe we can help reduce the stigma surrounding mental health and make it more acceptable and accessible to not only talk about but also seek help for these issues. An apple a day keeps the doctor away But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. Below are the 20 Funny Health Slogans.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. I dispense the happy pills. Be nice to nurses.
Quit worrying about your health. I have restraints and Ativan and Im not afraid to use them. Eat smart Dont fart.
Share the joy of mental health with your friends and family this holiday season. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
This is a collection of funny one-liners exactly as typed by medical secretaries. Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general Mark Rippetoe. 20 Funny Quotes for Nurses.
My dad died when we couldnt remember his blood type. See more ideas about humor medical humor nurse humor. Drugs because life is supposed to suck.
Theyre the ones who choose your catheter size. Share them with your friends. Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos.
Dec 31 2020 - Explore Sue Roehls board Health care humor followed by 106 people on Pinterest. Its great you purge out all the sweat and youre drinking water. Do not take life too seriously.
Smoke because life is too long. To understand the man you must first walk a mile in his moccasin. Its funny I do try to maintain health.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it. 8269 583 votes. Your mouth is a key of your health.
I ought to know because Ive. Nursing friendships are a different kind of love. Weight Im gainin it.
They can see right through you.
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